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tossing salad

Eating asshole. Basically, tossing the salad Julie likes to toss caesar salad with italian dressing

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Muffasa

Used to describe any object, person, event, fashion or situation that is unbecoming, disagreeable, unpleasant, or just plain ugly. Laural: Dude, did you see that new Ben Affleck movie? Neal: Ugh, it...

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Ganja Bus

A cylindrical VW bus with curtains and a shag rug. My friend Anna just purchased the flyest ganja bus. She should set up her own ganja bus touring company.

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badunkadonk

fat, ghetto booty you got a badunkadonk girl, don't hurt nobody!

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Armageddon

The end of the world "Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

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boyboobs

guys with boobs whoa his boyboobs are bigger than mine!!

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Wal-mart

A place where poor people and white trash shop. "We're going to hang out at wal-mart, billy bob, wanna join us?

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building a dream on a swamp

Wanting something that isn't practical. "Laura is building a dream on a swamp, she wants to live on mars.

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Area 51

An area where aliens are supposed to be. Area 51 is spooky!

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Lambikins

A nick name, mostly used for children.(ex:pumpkins, cupake, sweetheart) "You are my little lambikins, Kyle."

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twinkie

a girl who is annoying and giggles and talks like a valley girl. she says stuff such as "like Oh my god lets go to the mall" u can make the word short by using "twink" I hate the mall, its full of...

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goof nut

1. A person who repeatedly bounces off the walls in convulsive laughter.2. Someone who is extremely talented at producing BS and making it sound valid and at the same time completely hysterical.3....

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headhumper

those things in mario bros. in the ocean that hump ur head..... the headhumpers are coming! swim! swim!

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dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore. dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

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priveial

a cross between privledged and special! Jenna is so priveial in the head area.

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jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.' "Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

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frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge...

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mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

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father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it...

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taks

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"often mistaken for saying 'thanks' *hears a stupid joke*"Oh yeah, taks"

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Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does. He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

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Ballbag

Usually used when someone is very stupid or dumb, but the normal term...male testicles! Don't be such a ballbag all your life!

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scaliwag

A low-life from a trailor park. This type of person most likely will be seen with Circle K Feet and a Kool-Aid smile. It's also a term to describe a loose or easy female. Another name for someone who...

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michigan

The state consisting of two seasons; winter and construction. Nobody should live or pass through Michigan

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thick

having more of a solid, muscular form in the thighs, butt, legs,and MUST HAVE a small, flat waist melyssa ford is one thick female, mo'nique from the parkers is fat,fat people get the two mixed up

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woot

(1)a word to descride a expansivly happy situation (2) something random to say when one is boredfun fact: woot, backwards/upsidedown is perpindicular line oom seamonkeymakegreatlovers: ....and that...

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5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it. Person 1 - Drops sandwichPerson 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

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gradumacate

The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate. "At her high school gradumacation, Ellen whooped and hollered for joy, because she realized the joys that...

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netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?" You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend...

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ceeth

very large teeth (starting something with a c is a slang way of saying that something is extra large, orig. from the word cankle ) That boy's mouth is so big because of those huge ceeth.

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legal

Didn't get caught by the cops. Dude, I've done this a thousand times, it's totally legal.

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townie

Normally some dumbass school dropout who spends their time in town centres stealing 'cos it cool mate innit?' normally to sell the stuff on to get some money to buy cider.Townies hate any1 who is not...

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sansficial

the talking stage of a relationship; not officially a couple and more than friends; originated from norcal. Although not boyfriend and girlfriend, the sansficial pair walked hand in hand.

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m'kay

In forums, m'kay is the word to use when you don't want to say "fuck". I think you should go m'kay a tree!!

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genie in a bottle

Female singer Christina Aguilera. Her hit single "Genie in a bottle" from her first album "Christina Aguilera".

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moulin rouge

One of the best love movies that only people with no heart say is a piece of shit, but only because they know they'll never experience anything close to love because they are heartless assholes in...

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classalier

the inability to type words properly when i'm distracted, i suffer from classalier

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tiny tragedy

a man with a small penis. Dude...look at Dave's tiny tragedy!!

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DZK

DZK is the greatest rapper of all time. His lyrics are phenomenal and his flow is miraculous. His songs depict heaven in the music form. Listening to DZK is the equivalent to having sex with Carmen...

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freezerated

umm frozen, duh! like airconditioned but colder Since snow is satan, he should walk into hell like a bubble boy in a bubbles thats freezerated so he won't burn in hell.

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i'll steal you

I'll crack you in the head "Shut up, bitch, I'll steal you"

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jackwards

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!2.Ludicrously comical; clownish. "That shit is jackwards!"

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spun

A state of mind that exists because of using an amphetamine for a prolonged amount of time through repeated ingestion. The chemical affect has reached a saturation point where reality is distorted....

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dropping the olives

a euphemism for the nasty business that happened last night, to be used in polite company "Hey Teej, I heard you and Pam dropped some olives last night""Yes, Kim, it was quite messy to clean up"

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Doo Doo Brown

Really Crappy Brown Pot with mad seeds and stems. My friend told me she'd get me some good shit but all she came back with was this Doo Doo Brown.

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get low

when a girl shakes it booty on the dance floor get low get low to the windooows to the wall

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frusemide

Frusemide is a loop diuretic drug. The drug inhibits chloride reabsorption in the ascending limb of the loop of Henle and inhibit tubular Sodium transport, causing major loss of sodium and chloride....

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mean

meaning cool OR nice that was a mean dinner / thats mean

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fugly

this word has two definitions:1) to denote some one whom is far beyond the relms of uglyness and combine it with the word fucking with out the use of profanity in a public place fucking + ugly =...

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gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

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